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I usually don't do these, but this one sounds amusing so here goes!

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?: Amber

An extremely attractive girl whose flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.

"dude, i want to hang out with that girl, shes such an Amber"

(Yeah, maybe 2/5 things goin' for me.  I'll let YOU guess which ones though.)


2.) Your age?: 24

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

"I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead."

(My dad was obsessed with that show.  I never got into it.)


3.) One of your friends?: Angie

Claims to be anti-social but is the exact opposite. Very beautiful and one of a kind personality. Has fun just about all the time and can make you laugh when you least expect it. Enjoys playing halo and can kick ass in Guitar Hero 3. Has amazing talents with her mouth and can do just about anything with it. Most spectacular/lovable person you could ever meet.

"She is so awesome;she has to be an Angie"

(...good with her mouth, I could agree with that. She likes to sing, after all.)


4.) What should you be doing?: Writing

a kind of love that that's annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overrides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?

(Huh, okay, that's actually an acceptable definition.)


5.) Favorite color?: Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

(...*cough*)


6.) Birthplace?: High Point

High Point is a city located in the Piedmont Triad area of North Carolina. It was named High Point because it was located at the highest point of the 1856 North Carolina Railroad between Charlotte and Goldsboro. The population in 2007 was listed at 105,297. It is nicknamed "Furniture and Hosiery Capital of the World", though many of the manufacturing jobs are long gone. High Point still hosts the International Home Furnishings Market twice a year, that attracts 100,000 exhibitors and buyers from around the world, though they now have competition for this market from Las Vegas. Some natives of High Point are: Fantasia Barrino, 2004 America Idol winner; Adrian Wilson, safety for the NFL's Arizona Cardinals; Brian Williams, cornerback for the NFL's Jacksonville Jaguars; Bill Davis, owner of Bill Davis Racing of NASCAR; and John Coltrane, celebrated saxophonist, was born in Hamlet, NC and moved to High Point shortly after birth, where he remained through high school. High Point University is a private college here.
There is not too much to see or do in High Point, as far as attractions go, but there are some good magnet school programs in this area. One of the biggest events for locals is the High Point Andrews vs High Point Central football game. High Point can also be referred to as "the point".

"Many people were mad that Fantasia bashed High Point in her book, but she was only telling the truth."

(Ooookay, I wasn't expecting all of that, but it's fairly accurate.  Right on.)


7.) Month of your birth?: June

The month the hottest people in the world are born.

"DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!"

(Yeah, they said the same thing about July.  So which is it?!  I think somebody's smoking something... )


8.) Last person you talked to?: Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

"Where would you be without your mom?"

(Aw, how sweet!)


9.) One of your nicknames?: Booboo

1 The name of someone you care about,like a child or your man
2 a name a girl will call yah if you say sumthin she think is wrong

1 Hey boo-boo, i missed you!; Look at dat lil boo boo rite dea, she is so cute
2 Uh-uhhh boo boo you wrong fa dat one

(Ah, I learned a new word today!  Now, is there any way to unlearn it?)


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I'm doing mine in your comment. HUGE COMMENT SPAM. I don't wanna make a new journal for this. XD

Cara:
Fine as hell, got curves in all the right places and from a 1 to 10 is a certified 20. (Usher took that from me, dont get it twisted)
"Alicia Keys is my wife, but she sure as hell aint no C-A-R-A."

XD Pfffft :fart:

Age: 25
a measurement, usually in inches or a standard smaller (such as centimeter or nanometer), in reference to the size of a male schlong
"Yo, dude did you see Trick's 2.5? Mang that thing is fudgin small beast."

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Friend: Kayla
A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.

The defition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.
"The girl I went out with last night was such a Kayla, but for some reason she hasn't called me back; I even paid for her dinner!"

I'm laughing so hard right now XDDDD

What I should be doing: painting
"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.
 
Oh god really? That ruined my desire to make art XD Not really.

color: black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.


Birthplace: Trinity
The unity of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit as three persons in one Godhead.

Birth month: May
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

Very true.

Last person I talked to: Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

That is so true it's scary.

Nickname: Care bear
Term applied by PvP (player vs. player) participants in an online role-playing game to those players are disinterested in PvP conflict. Usually derogatory.

Okay...

:shrug: